Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
2. Conservatives who think 1950s television series that presented a happy-go-lucky view of both suburban and small-town life such as Leave it to Beaver or the Andy Griffith Show are documentaries
screw writing strong dads. write dads who abandon their kids. write dads who turn into children. write dads who possess their great grandsons’ bodies. write dads who entrap their kids in boxes.
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
this is the fucking funniest thing ever
LOOK at it though
"just put it in australia"